Elise: Coc! (trying to say milk)
Carter: Elise, I have to tell you something important. Cockroaches are really dangerous. Mommy, remember that time there were cockroaches in the box when daddy and I were working?!
"I'm going to Mexico to get warm." after he had climbed into his toy tractor in the backyard.
|The best part was that it was almost 70 degrees when he said this!|
While playing "little kids" Carter decided Elise would be the grandma. He told her, "You can be the grandma and know what you get to do? You get to knit us new hats to wear! Won't that be so fun!?"
Elise pooped in the ball pit so Ty had the balls in the bathtub soaking in soap. Carter wandered off while Ty was in the kitchen so Ty called him back in to see what he was up to.
"Just haning out, eating marshmallows, looking for poop in the bathtub."
Carter felt Elise's car seat and noticed it was wet.
"Elise opened her bladder!"
"Did she squish her bladder?!"
While standing in line at the store Carter struck up a conversation with a man in front of us.
"My daddy got his penis cut up so he won't have any more kids."
I explained where daddy was cut for his vasectomy after that incident so then days later Carter randomly said, "I'm really sorry for daddy that he has a sore testicle!"
"Daddy you have a noromous head."
"I love you so I'll always live close to you. When I grow up and meet someone I will live close but a little away. I'm going to live out by where Cooper and Gracie live." Cooper and Gracie are dogs we dog sat for a few times.
Me: Daddy is 30. Guess who else is 30.
Me: No, I'm 30.
Carter: But daddy's bigger than you!
"I do it, I self!" Elise wanted to strap her carseat buckle by herself!
Elise was sitting in my lap so I had my arm around her. Then she yelled, "Let go of me!"
I asked Elise to throw away some trash I found on the floor. She said, "No, I want mommy do that!"
I was rocking Elise before laying her down in bed. She said, "Okay, I be right back." Then she slid off my lap and walked over to pick up a stuffed animal before coming back over.